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Top 10 Whatsapp Jokes 

Jokes are the qoutes which makes us laugh so much . Jokes are also treated as medicines because jokes makes us laugh out which keeps us healthy from mind . Jokes wash out our mental distress , keep us away from tension .
      So here are some best jokes which You Can Send To Your Friends On Whatsapp :

WHATSAPP JOKES

1. Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara..
Pata hai Kyu….??
kyu ki….
dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi…
Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale!!

2. Sharma: Roz subah 15 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain..
verma: Woh kaise?
Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!

3. Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola

4. Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai
*
Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai

5. u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.

6. Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas

7. Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha.

8. Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?
Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is
Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN haI

9. Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

10. Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …: